Apr 06, 2007
Why I Love Costco
All rhetoric aside about how megastores like Costco are putting the Mom and Pop shops out of business, I really do love Costco.
Recently I bought an Ironman Aeros Elliptical machine to aid in my quest for some kind of body weight normalcy. After doing a lot of research on what was was out there I settled on a model from Costco largely because of their fabulous return policy. If you are not familiar with that policy, its very simple – if you don’t like something, bring it back. No questions asked.
Much to my dismay, after about 15 weeks of use, the product broke. Honestly, it was a joy to use, but one of the wheels that ride along the back tracks simply snapped right off. I would have expected this on a normal quality elliptical, but I was really surprised considering that I specifically bought this model because it was made to hold someone my size and larger. Maybe I just got a bad unit, or maybe Ironman just sells junk – either way, my machine was toast.
Crap, now what?? I have to return it. I started dreading the experience, but then I rememberd that I bought it at Costco for this exact situation. So, I simply took off the handles and the console and loaded it up into my wife’s van and drove to Costco. In roughly 15 minutes, 2 guys had helped me unload the sucker and I was walking out the door with $1,100+ cash, in my hand. Not a single hiccup. All they asked was what broke. Remember, this is over 3 months later! Nothing about, go to the manufacturer for service or we’ll replace it, etc. They just gave me my money back. $1,100 plus dollars!! That’s really great service, and that’s why I love Costco.
I would have preferred a unit that worked, but I can’t blame them for that. Now I’m on a quest for a new Elliptical machine and I’m quite bummed that I can’t buy it at Costco!






So what are you going to do then? I thought Ironman was the best of the best?!?! Why didn’t you just get another one there and trade yours in?
’cause this was the best one that they had. Ironman isn’t the best of the best, at least for ellipticals. Seems that a company by the name of Precor is, but their ellipticals are almost 3K!
I’m going to buy another machine, but I’m going to look at light commercial ones – I can’t keep returning these darn things! It will cost more, but at least I can continue exercising. I’m so pissed – I finally started getting into a habit, did it on a regular basis, and actually was enjoying the process! @#$#@ machine!!!