Category — Funny

A must see!  Forgive the potty mouth.

A colleague posted about needing a new TV, and another colleague jokingly asked “What’s that!?”.

Being the geek that I am, I show him how it was defined in my house.

function TV($WifeLocation) {
   switch ($WifeLocation) {
     case "Here":
       KidsLocation = "Reading a Book";
       TVContent = NULL;
       MeLocation = "With Kids";
       break;
     case "Out":
       if KidsLocation != "With Mom" {
         KidsLocation = "TV";
         TVContent = "Disney Movie";
         MeLocation = "Computer"; }
       else {
         MeLocation = "TV";
         $MovieList = ("Ninjas", "Jedi", "Cylons",
                     "KungFu", "Vulcans", "Poker");
         MoviePick = rand (0,5);
         TVContent = $MovieList[MoviePick];
       }
       break;
   }
}

Of course, I’m joking… Except for the part about Vulcans. I NEVER joke about Vulcans.

This Ad was done by my sister-in-law and her husband during a Star 98.7 commercial contest.

I can’t help but giggle every time I see it!  Enjoy!

Wow.  Proof! :^)

Wow, now THAT is some driving!

Now, if only all Romans drove that way…  My memories of driving in Rome are close to nightmares.  I clearly remember driving to a train station and following the signs.  I pulled up to one intersection and the sign for the “Stazione” had arrows pointing BOTH left AND right!   WTF???  Maybe that’s why the trains in Italy are never on time anyway – to give you extra time to find the dang place!  hehe

Enjoy the video!

This needs no introduction.

Yup, I been there.  Word, man…  Word.