Category — Funny

One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asks about his bill and the barber replies, ‘I cannot accept money from you.  I’m doing community service this week.’  The florist is pleased and leaves the shop.

When the barber goes to open his shop the next morning  there is a ‘thank you’ card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to  pay his bill, the barber again replies, ‘I  cannot accept money from you.   I’m doing community service this week.’  The cop is happy and leaves the shop.

The next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a ‘thank you’ card and a doz en donuts waiting for him at his door.

Then, a Congressman comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to  pay his bill the barber again replies, ‘I cannot accept money from you.   I’m doing community service this week.’  The Congressman is very happy and leaves the shop.

The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and many members of our Congress.

I know, I know..  I’m just not a dog person!

What can I say?

SNIFF.  If only this were a joke…

Funny, Web Dev, Software Development

AKA: Why I Didn’t Make it to the Olympics

Funny, Olympics

HAHA!  Ok, so this is a bit simplified but it IS one way to live.

Thought for the day

Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
If you can’t eat it or hump it,
Piss on it and walk away.

philosophy of dogs, philosophy

This was just too funny to not post.

My friend Linoge took some footage of Lawnmower Races and I nearly pee’d myself.  Why? I don’t know.  I found it extremely funny.

I particularly like this one:

Poor little guy!  :)  See, I’m laughing again.

Lawnmower, Racing, Lawnmower Racing